Child Sent to Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If
you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank
me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
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Mother’s
Day Thoughts and Quotes
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not
necessary to human life.
Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to
do with it.
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Grandma
on the Plane
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.
She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.
She finally realized that she had
dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.
"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you
certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"
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We have new
Babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected
at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously
impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally
sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy
burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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Best Place
for Sibling
When Ayush had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his
mother was nursing the baby, Ayush was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn't able to deal with both children
at that time and told Ayush to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: "Mommy, can you please put Shreya back in your tummy
now?"
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My
Teacher is Thankful
Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming
to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told
her that you’re the only child, my dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”
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It's Time
to go to School
One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
Son:
"But why Mom? I don't want to go."
Mom: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
Son: "Well, the kids hate me
for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
Mom: "Oh, that's no reason to not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
Son:
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
Mom: "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the
Principal!"
